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thepussypirate:

fat-feminist:

blua:

Tattoos by Russian tattoo artist Sasha based in St. Pete, Florida.

give me

AMAZING

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30 minutes ago
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urksies:

cosmopanther:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

PREACH

Thank god I chose lesbianism

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Mal: I don’t plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain’t ever exactly been similar.

fangirl challenge - [8/10] movies - Serenity

13 hours ago
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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

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17 hours ago
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“I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.”
-Michelangelo

“I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.”

-Michelangelo

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new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

so. many. things.

thefingerfucker:

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

so. many. things.

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